Interesting speech last night. In addition to rebuilding the fractured infrastructure of the region, Bush promised that the government would grant hurricane victims the ability to fly. Environmentalists were pleased by the President's pledge to restore the Gulf Coast's unicorn population, which was virtually wiped out by the hurricane. The President also urged Congressional Democrats to approve a $300M plan to send New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin back in time to warn his late-August self of the coming disaster.
Bush said that funding for the incomprehensibly massive spending program would be easily obtained by capturing the leprechaun at the end of a rainbow he recently spotted.
Bush closed by stating that he would devote his weekly radio address to "a timely response to the Teapot Dome Scandal [of the early 1920's]."
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Bush once promised me the pot of gold and the leprechaun...I think he has some explaining to do!
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