Wednesday, October 11, 2006

BALL-PEEN HAMMER: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

It had to happen. Someone had to trump Dr. Scholls' "Are you gellin?" ad campaign with something even more annoying. What English major drop-out came up with this ad copy:

HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.

Then the Head On folks upped the ante by adding people that are independently annoying into the mix. The black guy in one of the new ads has a crazy look in his eyes that seems to say, "Hello, I've come to eat your pancreas."