Tuesday, March 28, 2006

LOU DOBBS TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST TONIGHT AT 6:00 P.M.


Immigration is clearly a huge issue right now, and I don't know the answer to it. I do know that Lou Dobbs spends more time talking about it than almost anyone else. I also know that it was fun watching him go off on a woman from La Raza last night. I think that Lou has been waiting for this week -- where immigration is a frontline issue -- for a long time. I just hope that his system can handle it. If we could harness his fury, I think we'd have a solution to the energy crisis.

1 comment:

Roxy said...

What energy crisis? We don't have no stinkin' energy crisis. We will always have enough oil for our Super-Sized SUV's to guzzle. In fact, I'm thinking of bathing in it!

We will always be able to heat and cool our McMansions! Water? No problem! Water doesn't depend on energy - unless you stop to think about the fact that we can't get it out of the ground without pumps (those use energy, dumb americans).

Oh shit, energy crisis! Let's dig ANWR which will not produce enough to sustain the US for even 6 months.

Duh, we're having a crisis?