SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

I declare jihad against Dr. Scholl's and its will-to-live-sapping "Are you gellin?" ad campaign. Die, fiends!!

No, but I am "writhing in agony." Will that work?

[later]

Here are some ideas for some new "Gellin'" spots:

[Exterior shot of poolside party]

SMUG MAN #1:
Are you gellin?

SMUG MAN#2:
I'm like Magellan, I'm so gel--AHHH! STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT PIPE! OUCH! OH NO, BLOOD! WHY?! WHY?!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee?!?!?...World going (gasp) black. I just (gasp) wanted to tell the nice (gasp) people about the (gasp) comfort soles...urghhhh...

[Fade to black.]

OR...

[Exterior shot of poolside party]

SMUG MAN #1:

Are you gellin?

SMUG MAN #2:

Quit yellin', we're gellin'!

SMUG MAN #1:

Okay, cool.

SMUG MAN #2:

Hey what's that over there?!?

[A mushroom cloud appears on the horizon and a wall of fire
vaporizes them both.]

[Fade to black.]