Monday, January 14, 2008

GOLDEN GLOBES CEREMONY THAT IS ONE-TWELFTH AS LONG AND 8,000% MORE BEARABLE "BAD" FOR REASONS THAT CAN'T QUITE BE ARTICULATED

I [expletive] loved the Golden Globes last night. No two hours of red-carpet banter, no elaborate musical productions to honor the industry's top gaffers, no acceptance speeches thanking the winners' accountants, lawyers and mothers.

Instead -- follow me here -- they simply reviewed the nominees and announced the winners. It all took 30 minutes. I just wish someone would explain to my why this is such a "disappointment" and why I should hope that things are "back to normal" next year.

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