But hold on kids. What if you wanted to cut a quintuple-decker sandwich in half? I mean, you might be able to eat half of that sandwich, but aren't you going to want to share! Have no fear, the Sonic Blade knife cuts that unrealistically huge sandwich -- that no one would ever prepare or consume -- in half. And without the problems of a conventional knife.
The secret is in the fact that the knife has a motor, which you might have thought was commonplace since the late 1970's. Maybe. But those weren't called SONIC BLADE, now were they? Sure you basically end up using this like a regular knife...with all the work that comes with that...but "sonic" means "sound." Therefore, this is infinitely superior.
And remember the last time you needed to cut a piece of bread crossways to have slices of bread that were half as thick? I know I do. Don't worry, the Sonic Blade has you covered.
What a time to be alive.
1 comment:
shit, if i had this AND the bedazzler, my life would be complete
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