Thursday, January 05, 2006

COMMUTERS KIND OF HOPING TRUCK DRIVER THAT CAUSED HUGE BACKUP WAS DEAD.

I view getting stuck in unexpected traffic a little bit like waiting in line for something. It's like waiting to see a new exhibition at the American Museum of Roadway Carnage. The longer the backup, the higher your expectations get. So, I was incredibly disappointed that a rumored overturned truck on the GW Parkway last night turned out to be merely stalled on the side of the road. Maybe next time.

1 comment:

Roxy said...

Entire Freeway Chants "Jump"
One night, on my way home from work on a Friday, some asshole decided he was going to plummet to his death on the American Legion bridge between MD & VA. 4 hours later, as we all sat in our cars, ignition switch in the off position, they airlifted him (via helicopter) to safety. Bastard didn't even jump.